And we did just that. The first store we went to was the newly opened Claire's Boutique. It was shoulder-to-shoulder people, with shoppers politely pushing their way through the store, and Micaela and I had to wait in line almost 5 minutes for our turn to look at the earring carousel. If she hadn't finally bought a set of earrings after all that, I would have screamed. After some yummy KFC, our main objective was to hit the international section of the bookstore Hugendubel. Along the way, we watched some skateboarders doing their thing and found out that there was a skateboarding shop around the corner.
James was in heaven as he checked out the rows and rows of boards, wheels and all their parts, and clothes. But what a pitiful display of helmets! Only one helmet rack. And there were only six helmets available in the entire store. To be fair, they were to get some in over the next few weeks, but there was a much more impressive wheel replacement section than helmet section. And why were we there? To buy James a new, larger helmet, of course. We had not been able to find a single skateboarding helmet in any other store, sporting goods or department store, for the last few months. It is apparently not skateboarding season. And not one of the six helmets on display fit him. We shouldn't have been surprised by the lack of helmet selection. We have never seen a skateboarder here sporting one and most teenage and adult bikers don't wear them either (little children usually do, even though there is no helmet law). James is always complaining that he feels like a geek at our town's skatepark being the only kid wearing a helmet. But by now, he knows my retort by heart: A cousin of mine was killed when he hit hit head the first time he set foot on a skateboard and a physical therapist who specialized in brain damage once told me, "If you ever saw what I see everyday, you would always buckle up in the car and wear a helmet when you know you should." We'll have to make another trip to this store next month.
And then on to the bookstore. We entered the international section and my heart skipped a beat. There on the shelf was People magazine. I had no interest in buying the magazine, but just seeing it made me all giddy. And the English-language selection, well, it just made our day! We let each of the kids pick out a book (James got the latest Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Micaela got Confessions of a Shopaholic) and David and I will share some Bill Bryson books and a few other amusing-looking books about an English guy and his French girlfriend traveling through the U.S.
At one point, David disappeared and then reappeared with this package. What could it be? Certainly something spicy.
None other than pretty big Red Hot Chili Gummi Candies from the local gummi bear shop. Can't wait to dig into those!The crowd kept growing throughout our shopping expedition and we found out that it was the grand opening of a new indoor mall along the Zeil. By the time we left, we felt like we were in the middle of a frantic Christmas shopping crowd. We picked up Emilie from her party and headed home.
For dinner, David requested Taco Salad and then we had presents. Surprise!! The books you picked out earlier today at the bookstore and some new house slippers (which were too small). Time for the birthday cheesecake! It turned out fine, though I was happy I ended up with the large piece of rubbery Jello in my slice (from when I had allowed the Jello to set) and not the birthday boy's. We even sampled the chili pepper gummis and take our word for it, they were hot. In fact, parts of my tongue are still burning.
David was flicking through the channels on TV when I told him to stop. "Wait, that was Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson!" And so began an evening of watching the most bizarre variety show we have ever seen.
Wetten, dass..? (German for "Wanna Bet..?") is the most successful television show in Europe, has been around for 28 years, and is broadcast live six to seven times a year from different cities in Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. It can easily attract 50% and more of all German speaking viewers on that evening. Any American network would kill for those numbers.
We recognized the host Thomas Gottschalk as the fellow in the Haribo gummi candy commercials, but Wetten, dass..?, is his main gig. With his purple suit and exuberant manner, he reminded us of Willy Wonka.The core gimmick of the show are the bets: ordinary people offer to perform some unusual (often bizarre) and very difficult task. The other major attraction of the show are the top-ranking celebrity guests. Each of the guests must bet on the outcome of one of the tasks and are offered a wager, usually a humorous or mildly humiliating activity to be carried out if they lose.
So, here's the rundown of tonight's show. The first guests are a very uncomfortable-looking Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, in Germany to promote their new film Marley and Me. They begin with an interview (there is German voice over when Jennifer and Owen answer in English), and then find themselves milling around about 20 sled dogs. Thomas the host (who speaks excellent English by the way) speaks almost all in German, even when addressing them directly and Jennifer and Owen keep looking off to the side, where there must be a teleprompter translating for them, along with their earpiece. Thomas then announces the bet. Will the blindfolded dog trainer be able to recognize five of her dogs simply by the sound of them lapping up water? Jennifer says yes, Owen says no. So the bet is on. If the trainer succeeds, Jennifer and Owen must eat a dog biscuit. The stunned look on Miss Aniston's face is priceless. Owen looks just confused.
The trainer is blindfolded and one by one, five randomly selected dogs are brought next to her to lap water out of a miked bowl. And she guesses all five dogs' names correctly.
At this point the host approaches Jennifer and Owen with dog treats. Jennifer protests that she had said the trainer could do it, but the host ignores her and says that they are "a team. Just like the dogs." and to their credit, they each take a bite. Here's a link (sorry, you'll need to copy and paste) to a very short clip:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuiNJOcc2ms&feature=related
For a laugh, copy and paste the link below and fast forward to 3:50 to see Jennifer's and Owen's reactions to being told they may just have to eat a dog biscuit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yOKwM5BX4g
At the beginning of this next clip, you see Jennifer and Owen eat the biscuit. If you listen, the host compliments Jennifer by telling her, "You're easy." Excuse me? Ah, the little nuances in language make things so interesting. (He means that she is a very nice guest.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gP0aDOXYlE&feature=related
A rock group performs. Then, the next celebrity makes his entrance: a German film maker who won an Academy Award and as he is being introduced, the host mentions "Die Academy Awards...Brad Pitt und Angelina Jolie..." Poor Jennifer. She can't catch a break. So, Thomas and the fellow chat and you see Jennifer whisper something to Owen and Owen just shrugs as if to say, "I have absolutely no idea what the heck is going on!" Here comes the bet. Could this woman at the Dusseldorf Airport change the front tire of a motorcycle in less than 2 minutes while perched on it as the driver holds the bike in a wheelie position going over 100 mph down a runway?.
Of course she can.
Duffy ("I'm begging you for mercy") sings a song that, sadly, isn't Mercy and features strange dancing men playing violins. When she is finished, Thomas asks Owen, who looks totally lost now, to present Duffy with a huge bouquet of flowers.
And now, the next guest: Boris Becker, the tennis star, and his new fiancée. Thomas actually teases Boris for having strayed from her the previous year, before she managed to entice him back. More uncomfortable moments. More "what exactly is going on looks" pass between Jennifer and Owen. And the bet: Can this 12 year-old boy identify which of 30 soccer shoes is in his mouth by smelling, biting and licking it?
The boy is blindfolded and Thomas picks out a shoe and proceeds to stick the toe into the boy's mouth. The boy smells, bites and licks five different soccer shoes. And correctly identifies the brand and number of each one. OK, now this is just weird. It gives you an uneasy feeling in your gut watching this, the same feeling I had watching David Letterman host the Academy Awards years ago. That is Jennifer's and Owen's cue to leave. And they look mighty relieved to be going. Something tells me their agents didn't quite know what they were getting their clients into.
But they missed Boris having to jump through a heart of fire for losing his bet!The show just went on and on. For three hours! More guests, more bets, cars being crushed, a guy throwing darts at balloons while hanging upside down, more singers...
...including a very famous one in drag mode...
...men playing Jenga with only their breath...
...and more humiliating punishments for the celebrities. A very interesting evening indeed.









































































