
Every so often, I run into an item at the grocery store that I can't help but think would never make it in the U.S. Or at least we just haven't seen yet. In the past, I've posted pictures of yogurt deodorant and stuffing-flavored Pringles, so I thought it was time for some more interesting items.
Here are the four in question: mineral water, toothpaste, shampoo and a mystery bottle.
It didn't take long for David and me to adopt the German tradition of drinking room-temperature fizzy mineral water, and over time I realized the fizzier the better. In fact, a few weeks ago, we ordered a bottle in a restaurant, but they only had regular (stille) mineral water. It was a strange sensation, having that water just sit flat on your tongue. Where were the dancing bubbles? At least wine has flavor, so no bubbles is OK. The water just felt....dead.
Our first year here, we sampled a wide variety of mineral water, but the very first brand we ever bought ended up being the best: Elisabethan, extra fizzy (spritzig). And the label is pretty, which is a plus. One brand featured a font and color combo I wasn't crazy about, so that one was quickly nixed. I'm a marketer's dream.
What is interesting about this particular mineral water, though, is this red little label: Für Baby--nahrung geeignet!

Suitable for baby nourishment! I need to ask my neighbor if German moms and dads mix baby formula with fizzy water. Just made me scratch my head.

And here we have olive oil and lemon-scented shampoo. One thing you need to learn about German shampoo is to take the labels seriously. In the U.S., you have Herbal Essences and Suave Cucumber Melon Splash. They both have a light, fresh scent. Nothing too strong.
A few months ago, I bought a German shampoo with a Kräuter (herbal) scent. I had just put a dollop on to Emilie's head and started lathering it up when we both exclaimed, "Ewww! What is that smell?" I suspiciously sniffed my hands and then Emilie's foamy hair and said, "It's the shampoo! I don't believe it! The shampoo actually smells like a salad!" By the time I finished shampooing Emilie and Rebecca, the whole bathroom smelled a bit too much like composting grass for my taste. Needless to say, I haven't bought that shampoo since.
This shampoo, as you can probably guess, smells strongly of olive oil and lemon. I could probably throw it into my next recipe and except for the soapy feel in one's mouth, none would be the wiser.

What did you first think you would find in this bottle? The first time someone (an American) offered me such a bottle saying, "Do you want some?" I thought to myself, "Why is this nice woman I just met offering me aspirin?" At my puzzled expression, she laughed and said, "Don't worry. It's just chewing gum."
Would the Food and Drug Administration allow gum in the U.S. to be sold in a package resembling a medicine bottle? Probably not. Otherwise, little Johnny might get into his mom's medicine, thinking it was gum. I checked and Extra gum is sold in the U.S. in a little box. It used to be sold as sticks and may still be.

And last but not least, pineapple toothpaste. Once again, you need to take the label seriously. I didn't notice the pineapple picture when I bought the tube. I just thought everyone can use some Exotic Energy in their lives. I even chose to disregard the yellow and brown label. Not good colors for conjuring up an image of fresh breath. I gave it a week, but finally threw in the towel and passed this toothpaste down to the kids. I can't say that my mouth felt very fresh after brushing, but I shouldn't have been surprised. It's been strictly mint ever since.