Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Mmmm.....Can I just say it in German?

Emilie and I were sitting in the car today waiting for Micaela and James after school and she was talking about money and paying for things. I was only half-listening until the conversation took an interesting turn:

E: Blah, blah, blah.....Mom, if you were going to buy something that cost....nine.....ninety.....mmmmmm....Can I just say it in German?
C: Sure. (ears suddenly perking up)
E: OK, if you were going to buy something that cost neunundneunzig Euro fünf, you could use a 200 Euro bill.


That was a first. Our kids are all learning German, but that was the first time one of them was stumped for how to say something in English and opted for German instead.

Before we moved here, so many people said to us, "And just think! Your kids will become fluent in German! Kids learn languages so fast." But David and I knew better. Our kids would be attending an international school where all instruction except for German class would be in English and kids (even the German ones) were expected to speak English outside of class. I have seen for myself teachers wagging their fingers at groups of kids milling around in the lobby after school speaking German or Korean and saying "In English!"

Our kids then come home to a family where everyone speaks English. We knew they would learn some German, but was becoming fluent even a possibility? It would have been a certainty if we had chosen to put our kids into public German schools, but they would have undoubtedly had to repeat a year as the first year would have been all about learning the language. We didn't want to return to the U.S. and have them be a year behind all of their friends.

So, where do things stand now? Micaela, James and Emilie all have daily German classes at school (Micaela also has Spanish) and seem to understand most of what they hear when we're out and about. I often ask the kids to translate what Spongebob or Hannah Montana just said and they do a good job. But speaking...that's another story. They are all hesitant about speaking, afraid to make a mistake, but just recently, James is using German at home with us here and there. And now Emilie resorting to German (I think she couldn't figure out quickly enough how to say "Ninety-nine dollars and 5 cents") was a sure sign that their German is coming along.

Rebecca attends a daily all-German Kindergarten and is a bit of a puzzle for us. When I pick her up and drop her off, she seems to understand everything being said to her. She just doesn't talk a lot, in German or English, so it's hard to gauge where her German language skills lie. For the last few months, however, she has shown a preference for some German words over their English counterparts: water is now Wasser, blue is blau, horse is Pferd...etc. If she would only start talking in complete sentences more often!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

A birthday, shopping and a variety show

Emilie had a birthday party to attend in Frankfurt today and so I suggested we drop her off and go shopping on the Zeil, the city's car-free main shopping area. If he was lucky, I would even allow David to buy a birthday present for himself. There was a new pair of house slippers waiting for him at home, but something else would be nice.

And we did just that. The first store we went to was the newly opened Claire's Boutique. It was shoulder-to-shoulder people, with shoppers politely pushing their way through the store, and Micaela and I had to wait in line almost 5 minutes for our turn to look at the earring carousel. If she hadn't finally bought a set of earrings after all that, I would have screamed.

After some yummy KFC, our main objective was to hit the international section of the bookstore Hugendubel. Along the way, we watched some skateboarders doing their thing and found out that there was a skateboarding shop around the corner.

James was in heaven as he checked out the rows and rows of boards, wheels and all their parts, and clothes. But what a pitiful display of helmets! Only one helmet rack. And there were only six helmets available in the entire store. To be fair, they were to get some in over the next few weeks, but there was a much more impressive wheel replacement section than helmet section. And why were we there? To buy James a new, larger helmet, of course. We had not been able to find a single skateboarding helmet in any other store, sporting goods or department store, for the last few months. It is apparently not skateboarding season. And not one of the six helmets on display fit him.

We shouldn't have been surprised by the lack of helmet selection. We have never seen a skateboarder here sporting one and most teenage and adult bikers don't wear them either (little children usually do, even though there is no helmet law). James is always complaining that he feels like a geek at our town's skatepark being the only kid wearing a helmet. But by now, he knows my retort by heart: A cousin of mine was killed when he hit hit head the first time he set foot on a skateboard and a physical therapist who specialized in brain damage once told me, "If you ever saw what I see everyday, you would always buckle up in the car and wear a helmet when you know you should." We'll have to make another trip to this store next month.

And then on to the bookstore. We entered the international section and my heart skipped a beat. There on the shelf was People magazine. I had no interest in buying the magazine, but just seeing it made me all giddy. And the English-language selection, well, it just made our day! We let each of the kids pick out a book (James got the latest Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Micaela got Confessions of a Shopaholic) and David and I will share some Bill Bryson books and a few other amusing-looking books about an English guy and his French girlfriend traveling through the U.S.

At one point, David disappeared and then reappeared with this package. What could it be? Certainly something spicy.

None other than pretty big Red Hot Chili Gummi Candies from the local gummi bear shop. Can't wait to dig into those!

The crowd kept growing throughout our shopping expedition and we found out that it was the grand opening of a new indoor mall along the Zeil. By the time we left, we felt like we were in the middle of a frantic Christmas shopping crowd. We picked up Emilie from her party and headed home.

For dinner, David requested Taco Salad and then we had presents. Surprise!! The books you picked out earlier today at the bookstore and some new house slippers (which were too small). Time for the birthday cheesecake! It turned out fine, though I was happy I ended up with the large piece of rubbery Jello in my slice (from when I had allowed the Jello to set) and not the birthday boy's. We even sampled the chili pepper gummis and take our word for it, they were hot. In fact, parts of my tongue are still burning.

David was flicking through the channels on TV when I told him to stop. "Wait, that was Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson!" And so began an evening of watching the most bizarre variety show we have ever seen.

Wetten, dass..? (German for "Wanna Bet..?") is the most successful television show in Europe, has been around for 28 years, and is broadcast live six to seven times a year from different cities in Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. It can easily attract 50% and more of all German speaking viewers on that evening. Any American network would kill for those numbers.

We recognized the host Thomas Gottschalk as the fellow in the Haribo gummi candy commercials, but Wetten, dass..?, is his main gig. With his purple suit and exuberant manner, he reminded us of Willy Wonka.

The core gimmick of the show are the bets: ordinary people offer to perform some unusual (often bizarre) and very difficult task. The other major attraction of the show are the top-ranking celebrity guests. Each of the guests must bet on the outcome of one of the tasks and are offered a wager, usually a humorous or mildly humiliating activity to be carried out if they lose.

So, here's the rundown of tonight's show. The first guests are a very uncomfortable-looking Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, in Germany to promote their new film Marley and Me. They begin with an interview (there is German voice over when Jennifer and Owen answer in English), and then find themselves milling around about 20 sled dogs. Thomas the host (who speaks excellent English by the way) speaks almost all in German, even when addressing them directly and Jennifer and Owen keep looking off to the side, where there must be a teleprompter translating for them, along with their earpiece. Thomas then announces the bet. Will the blindfolded dog trainer be able to recognize five of her dogs simply by the sound of them lapping up water? Jennifer says yes, Owen says no. So the bet is on. If the trainer succeeds, Jennifer and Owen must eat a dog biscuit. The stunned look on Miss Aniston's face is priceless. Owen looks just confused.

The trainer is blindfolded and one by one, five randomly selected dogs are brought next to her to lap water out of a miked bowl. And she guesses all five dogs' names correctly.

At this point the host approaches Jennifer and Owen with dog treats. Jennifer protests that she had said the trainer could do it, but the host ignores her and says that they are "a team. Just like the dogs." and to their credit, they each take a bite. Here's a link (sorry, you'll need to copy and paste) to a very short clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuiNJOcc2ms&feature=related

For a laugh, copy and paste the link below and fast forward to 3:50 to see Jennifer's and Owen's reactions to being told they may just have to eat a dog biscuit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yOKwM5BX4g

At the beginning of this next clip, you see Jennifer and Owen eat the biscuit. If you listen, the host compliments Jennifer by telling her, "You're easy." Excuse me? Ah, the little nuances in language make things so interesting. (He means that she is a very nice guest.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gP0aDOXYlE&feature=related

A rock group performs. Then, the next celebrity makes his entrance: a German film maker who won an Academy Award and as he is being introduced, the host mentions "Die Academy Awards...Brad Pitt und Angelina Jolie..." Poor Jennifer. She can't catch a break. So, Thomas and the fellow chat and you see Jennifer whisper something to Owen and Owen just shrugs as if to say, "I have absolutely no idea what the heck is going on!" Here comes the bet. Could this woman at the Dusseldorf Airport change the front tire of a motorcycle in less than 2 minutes while perched on it as the driver holds the bike in a wheelie position going over 100 mph down a runway?.

Of course she can.

Duffy ("I'm begging you for mercy") sings a song that, sadly, isn't Mercy and features strange dancing men playing violins. When she is finished, Thomas asks Owen, who looks totally lost now, to present Duffy with a huge bouquet of flowers.

And now, the next guest: Boris Becker, the tennis star, and his new fiancée. Thomas actually teases Boris for having strayed from her the previous year, before she managed to entice him back. More uncomfortable moments. More "what exactly is going on looks" pass between Jennifer and Owen. And the bet: Can this 12 year-old boy identify which of 30 soccer shoes is in his mouth by smelling, biting and licking it?

The boy is blindfolded and Thomas picks out a shoe and proceeds to stick the toe into the boy's mouth. The boy smells, bites and licks five different soccer shoes. And correctly identifies the brand and number of each one. OK, now this is just weird. It gives you an uneasy feeling in your gut watching this, the same feeling I had watching David Letterman host the Academy Awards years ago.

That is Jennifer's and Owen's cue to leave. And they look mighty relieved to be going. Something tells me their agents didn't quite know what they were getting their clients into.

But they missed Boris having to jump through a heart of fire for losing his bet!

The show just went on and on. For three hours! More guests, more bets, cars being crushed, a guy throwing darts at balloons while hanging upside down, more singers...

...including a very famous one in drag mode...

...men playing Jenga with only their breath...

...and more humiliating punishments for the celebrities.

A very interesting evening indeed.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Lemon Cheesecake: How hard could it be?

Tomorrow is David's birthday and he always requests his favorite dessert: Grandma Nylund's Lemon Cheesecake. Last year, however, he needed to settle for something else. Why? Good luck finding lemon Jello and any brand of graham crackers (or anything closely resembling either of them) in a German grocery store.

Our friend Dina and her kids came to visit last month and she asked us beforehand what she could bring us. I didn't hesitate: a box of lemon Jello, graham crackers, and evaporated milk (which they may have here, but I wasn't taking any chances). You can find the other ingredients, such as Philadelphia Cream Cheese, no problem.

The cheesecake isn't the easiest dessert to make. The jello must be dissolved and chilled, but not allow to set; the bowl, mixer blades and condensed milk must be chilled before mixing or the whole thing could fall flat; you have to remember to allow the cream cheese to soften, and the hardest part: you have to know when to stop mixing the different sets of ingredients or else the cake may lose its fluffiness. With this recipe, timing is everything. I know from experience all that can go wrong.

So, imagine me making the cake today. One false move and the cake would be toast as I only had one box of Jello. Plenty of graham crackers, but the Jello was key. Halfway through the recipe, I realized I hadn't bought enough cream cheese and I needed to walk (yes, walk) back to the store for more. In that time, the Jello set. Argh! I microwaved it to melt it back down, but then had to worry that it might be too warm and throw off the cake when I mixed everything together.

In the end, it all seemed to go together fine and now must chill in the fridge overnight. But I have to say that I haven't felt stress and panic like that in a while. The things I go through for my husband!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Fasching

For several weeks leading up to the Fasching (Carnival) celebrations, stores here resemble American stores during October: costumes, wigs, candies and facepaints are all on display. This holiday, though, is about being silly, not scary, so you'll have a hard time finding a vampire or witch outfit. No problem, though, finding costumes of clowns, cowboys, convicts, and Pippi Longstocking. I was struck again this year by the very large displays of realistic-looking handguns. They just seemed....out of place.

Last Thursday was the Women's Day, the day womenfolk traditionally take over and is best known as the day ladies cut off men's ties. Some even attach the pieces of ties to a belt around their waist to display their trophies. This year, following the example of many German men, David simply went to the office tieless.

Emilie dressed as Mulan for the Fasching party at her school on Friday. Don't adjust your settings. Emilie face is indeed yellow, but it was due to facepaint, not illness.

On the Sunday before Ash Wednesday, many towns and cities have crazy parades and we posted an entry last year of nearby Hofheim's parade. But the rain and chilly temperatures this year kept us warm and dry at home.

Sleeping Beauty was Rebecca's costume of choice for her Fasching Party at Kindergarten.

All the dragons, pirates and princesses played, danced and scooped up the candy the teachers would toss at them. Here the kids are twisting on little swiveling discs. No broken bones reported.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Rome Day Four: The Vatican

Today was our last day in Rome, and we needed to be out of the apartment first thing. We all got up dressed, packed, ate the last of our cereal, bread and leftover pizza and said goodbye to our temporary home.

I was surprised when James asked me, "Now, who exactly is this Pope guy whose place we're gonna see?" I replied, "You know, the Pope, the Pope, the head of the Roman Catholic Church." James then asked, "What do you mean 'head'?" and then "But, I don't get it. Of what church and where?" This went on with me explaining about the election of the Pope, overseeing the Church system throughout the world, etc. He still wasn't quite getting it, the whole international thing had him thrown, I think. It was only when I said, "James, he's the top dog at the Church, for the whole world. There is no dog who is topper," did he say, "OK, I get it." Hmmm...do I need to go to confession for comparing the Pope to a dog?

Our tour at the Vatican Museums was for 9:30 and this morning we took a city bus. As the bus wove its way through the rush hour traffic, we observed for the last time, the perilous ways of the Roman driver. So often, two streets would merge into one, with no traffic light, and it was another game of chicken between all the vehicles. The scooter drivers would be intimated by nothing -- not car nor truck nor bus. There were either the bravest or most reckless people in the world.


I wanted so badly to capture the versatility of the SmartCar, but these two pictures I took this morning fall short of it. As you can see, SmartCars are so short (3 feet shorter than the Mini Cooper), they can park either parallel or perpendicular to the street. Several times I saw a perpendicularly parked SmartCar, it's back flush up against a wall, parked in between two parallel-parked cars, with what looked like just a few inches between all of them. How did the driver exit his car? Through the sunroof? Ah, well, these photos will have to do.

At the Vatican Museums

Today's guided tour would take us through several different buildings of the Vatican Museums, which are considered some of the greatest in the world. Over 4,000,000 people visit the museums every year and we seemed to fall only slightly short of that figure today.

Sign right at the entrance door. I turned to the kids and said, "Good thing we didn't wear our swimsuits today!"

The statue Laocoön and His Sons is the origin of the Vatican Museums. This 1st century BC sculpture, upon the recommendation of Michelangelo, was purchased by Pope Julius II and put on public display at the Vatican exactly one month after its discovery in a Roman vineyard. Laocoön was a Trojan priest who warned the Trojans not to accept the Greek wooden horse. In punishment, the gods had him and his sons strangled by sea serpents.

Apollo Belvedere (around 350BC) was prized for its idealized, perfectly proportioned portrayal of the human body. From the mid-18th century, it was considered the greatest of all ancient sculptures and it was Napoleon's greatest boast to have looted it from the Vatican.

The Belvedere Torso, dating from the 1st century BC is a masterpiece of realism, as opposed to idealism. The contorted pose of the torso and musculature were highly influential on Michelangelo and Raphael.

Our tour guide told us a very interesting fact: in ancient Rome, these sculptures would have been painted "like Playmobil toys," with eyes like those of a china doll. In 2004, the Vatican put on an exhibit, recreating these statues, some side-by-side with the plain marble statue.

Nero's bath. Our tour guide at the Palatine explained that this red marble (Imperial Porphyry), used all over Rome thousands of years ago, came from a single quarry in the Eastern Desert of Egypt. There are no other Imperial Porphyry mines in the world.

A section of Raphael's The School of Athens. Plato, the white-bearded man with the raised hand standing under the arch, was painted in the likeness of Leonardo da Vinci. The sulking man near the bottom resting his head against his hand was Michelangelo.

Raphael's self-portrait in The School of Athens is the young man in the black hat gazing out at us.

There were also more contemporary works of art. We were all struck by this 1971 sculpture that seems to be floating in thin air.

At the end of our tour, we entered the Sistine Chapel, the site of the Papal conclave, the ceremony by which a new Pope is selected. Absolutely no photography allowed. And everything 15 minutes or so there was a recording asking people to be quiet. The Chapel was shoulder-to-shoulder people and just seconds after we all hushed, the buzz of conversation would begin anew.

The Sistine Chapel's fame rests on its architecture, evocative of Solomon's Temple of the Old Testament and on its decoration which has been frescoed throughout by the greatest Renaissance artists including Michelangelo, Raphael, Bernini, and Botticelli. Under the patronage of Pope Julius II, Michelangelo painted 12,000 square feet of the chapel ceiling between 1508 and 1512. He resented the commission, and believed his work only served the Pope's need for grandeur. However, today...

...the ceiling with its scenes from Genesis and painting of prophets, and...

... especially The Last Judgment, are widely believed to be Michelangelo's crowning achievements in painting.

The kids knew just what they wanted to look for upon entering the Sistine Chapel. Our Italian guide had told us Michelangelo painted every figure in The Last Judgment, as she pronounced it -- "nekkid," including Mary and Jesus. This was scandalous. The Pope's own Master of Ceremonies, Biagio da Cesena, said "it was mostly disgraceful that in so sacred a place there should have been depicted all those nude figures, exposing themselves so shamefully, and that it was no work for a papal chapel but rather for the public baths and taverns." What was the offended Michelangelo to do? Why put da Cesena in the painting, of course!

And so here is da Cesena in the lower right hand corner of The Last Judgment as Minos, one of the three judges of the underworld, complete with ass' ears and being bitten by a snake in a very sensitive area. Micaela and James located him immediately. When Baigio complained to the Pope of his portrayal, the pontiff explained that he had no jurisdiction over hell and that the portrait would have to remain. After Michelangelo's death, an artist was commissioned to add vestments and loincloths to all the figures.

From the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, the Delphic Sibyl, legendary Greek prophetess. Her last prophecy was said to be the birth of Jesus Christ.

One of the most famous images in the world, The Creation of Adam

The downfall of Adam and Eve

From the Last Judgment St Bartholomew holding the knife of his martyrdom (being skinned alive and then crucified upside down) and his flayed skin. Michelangelo, reflective of the feelings of contempt he had for being commissioned to paint The Last Judgment, depicted his own face in the skin.

Micaela, James and Emilie were real troopers through this tour. The tour guide even complimented them on their attentiveness and good behavior. But, it was so crowded that they could often not see what our tour guide was referring to. And, truthfully, the kids had seen so many sculptures and paintings and had listened to so many tour guides by this time, this was just one more old building housing a lot of old stuff. David said that having everyone in our group using a radio and headphones to hear our guide was probably our saving grace. Micaela, James and Emilie were all excited to hook the receivers on their belts and listen to our guide through their headphones. The Vatican, in an effort to keep the crowds quiet and respectful, has all the guides using this system so they wouldn't need to shout. There were also plenty of people doing self-guided tours with special headphones. They didn't seem to fulfill their purpose, though. We were met by noisy crowds everywhere we went.

Micaela and James pleaded to visit the Egyptian exhibition in another section of the museum, but we needed to watch our time and had to say no. It was on to the Basilica of Saint Peter.

Michelangelo is considered St. Peter's principal designer. Completed in 1626, it took 100 years to construct.

The basilica has the largest interior of any Christian church in the world, holding 60,000 people. Its size made it very difficult for an amateur to photograph.

Catholic tradition holds that Saint Peter's tomb is below the altar.

Michelangelo's masterpiece The Pietà. There are many theories regarding why Michelangelo made Mary so young-looking. One is that youth symbolizes her incorruptible purity. Another theory is that the viewer is actually looking at an image of Mary holding the baby Jesus. Mary's youthful appearance and apparently serene facial expression, coupled with the position of the arms could suggest that she is seeing her child, while the viewer is seeing an image of the future.

The Pietà is situated on a high pedestal, protected by a bullet-proof acrylic glass panel that keeps viewers at an unfortunate distance. This is due to a 1972 attack on the sculpture when a mentally disturbed man attacked the Virgin with a hammer, causing damage to her arm, nose and eyes. It's a shame. We could not get close enough to really see the detail of the sculpture, not even a good look at Mary's face, and it was set so high, you could not even see Jesus' face.

Out front, James posed Emilie holding up the obelisk.

And that was it. Too short a visit into the basilica, but it was time to collect our luggage and head off the train station for the first leg of our trip home.

As we sat, eating one last snack and bowl of gelato at the airport, David and I talked over what went well and what didn't. Flying standby actually worked fine this trip, both there and back (we had already been assigned seats); our apartment was perfect; the pizza wasn't as good as we expected, but the gelati was even better; after our first two days of gloomy rain, we had brilliant blue skies; I thought we could have done without the very expensive and nausea-inducing 4-D movie on the first day, but David reminded me that the kids enjoyed it; we should have done the Vatican Museums with a less-expensive self-guided tour; I wished we had ventured down among the ruins of the Forum, but David said, to the kids at least, it would have just been another bunch of ruins; it was the right decision to bring the stroller for Rebecca, even if half the sidewalk was blocked by cars and scooters and we had to backtrack around them to cross a street; when I said that the guided tour I took of St. Peter's years ago was so great, I wish we could have done it with the kids, David just shook his head in amusement and asked, "Are you kidding?"

The only thing nagging at me was that we didn't see the Capitoline Wolf, the iconic sculpture of the she-wolf suckling Romulus and Remus that the kids had taken quite a liking to. It would have meant paying another expensive entrance fee and traipsing through another museum. My regret was lessened somewhat when I read that the sculpture, long believed to date from the 5th century BC, is now under scrutiny. Radiocarbon and thermoluminescence dating has found that it was probably manufactured in the 13th century AD.

All in all, we congratulated ourselves on a great trip, even if we were just winging it.